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A Male Perspective: Fifty Shades of Grey

Patch editor David Mills presents a male perspective to the book, "Fifty Shades of Grey."

I've been married for 36 years and raised two daughters, so I am somewhat familiar with most things female.

So, when Patch editor Lance Howland asked me to read E. L. James' "Fifty Shades of Grey" and provide a male perspective, I figured I was up to the challenge.

The request was prompted by a Patch story late last week that revealed the Contra Costa library system has a waiting list of more than 900 people for its 88 copies of the best-selling book.

I thought I'd take my time reading the controversial novel and present my review in a series of blogs.

My wife has warned me. She read about half the book and gave up.

So far, I have traveled through the first 80 pages, which means I haven't gotten to the sex scenes yet.

My overall thought is the plot is intriguing. You've got a vulnerable and likable lead character in Anastasia Steele. You've also got an interesting, powerful and ominously troubling antagonist in Christian Grey.

Through the first 80 pages, you are well aware Grey is capable of some destructive and evil things, although you aren't quite sure what they are or how bad they will be.

It reminds a little of the movie, "A Clockwork Orange," where you are frightened by Malcolm McDowell's character but continue to watch nonetheless.

I enjoy a good plot whether it's on the silver screen or on the pages of a book. I don't mind disturbing content if it fits with the story. We'll see how I feel on page 200 or 300 of this book.

James' writing abilities have been panned by critics and readers alike. The writing so far isn't John Steinbeck or even John Grisham. But it's not horrible. It's readable.

There are a number of phrases that are quite repetitive. If Anastasia says "Oh my" one more time I might vomit as much as her character did outside the bar. If she "murmurs" one more time, I might shout at the top of my lungs or throw the book against the wall.

But so far, so good.

I move forward with trepidation. My wife did warn me and after 36 years I have learned that Mary is usually right.

Tom July 30, 2012 at 10:37 pm
Ha Ha, this should be good. Ladies feel no shame if this helps put you in a good mood have at it I say. We men are more visual and of course easier to manipulate go figure.
Martha Ross July 31, 2012 at 01:09 am
I just learned about this 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon. It sounds delightfully trashy, silly and predictable. I just wish I had thought of writing it. Maybe there needs to be a Walnut Creek version.
Karina Ioffee July 31, 2012 at 01:13 am
Why not? Just pepper it with lots of references to shopping for lingerie at the Broadway Plaza and being wined and dined on North Main Street before being whisked off to his mansion in the hills. ;) Talk about good publicity.
Janet Palma July 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Best trash I've read in years since Story of O and the movie 9 1/2 Weeks. Don't like it, don't read it. Still going to make the author and movie folks a fortune. Just enough depth and twists to keep my interest through all three book, which I finished in two weeks. Don't care what the men think - probably wasn't written for men anyway.
Alex Gronke (Editor) July 31, 2012 at 03:15 pm
Thanks for taking one for the team, Dave.
Jim Caroompas (Editor) July 31, 2012 at 04:11 pm
Definitely not written for men, but there are many, many things a man can learn from reading these three books. In my opinion, it's well worth the effort. And they're not bad, really. I think the Dan Brown books are far, far worse in terms of writing quality.
Linda Ruark July 31, 2012 at 04:48 pm
Kelly Ripa made a comment that she wouldn't want to borrow a copy of this series from the library. Read into that what you will.
jaime July 31, 2012 at 05:36 pm
I'm dying to hear a mans perspective so please don't give up and please read all 3. P.S. she does "murmur" in all 3 books, but I've heard a drinking game started while reading. Every time Ana "murmurs" take a drink. If you get annoyed at least you'll be drunk. Happy reading! Keep us posted...
David Mills (Editor) July 31, 2012 at 05:47 pm
Alex... I've always been a team player!
Jaime... I will finish and I will let you know what I think... no drinking for me while I read, though
Leah Hall July 31, 2012 at 06:02 pm
I think I'll let the men read this one for me. Thought I'd post Colbert on 50 Shades of Grey, just in case any Patch readers missed it...
"...Colbert was properly outraged, OUTRAGED, that a hotel replaced the Bible in the nightstand with 50 Shades of Grey, “They’ve replaced the Book of Job with the Book of Rim Job!” But not to be outdone, Colbert touts the sexiness of the Bible (“Three ways, Goat ways, Yahwehs, hot suff!”) with a few choice passages and some porn music. This part is a must see." --Addicting Info "Bible Replaced with '50 Shades of Grey" -video clip http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/416952/july-25-2012/bibles-swapped-for--fifty-shades-of-grey-
me July 31, 2012 at 06:39 pm
Men are more Visual? I do agree. That's why there is Playboy etc. Women have their visualization talent and so when it comes to 50 Shades it's like we're their along with the characters. Awesome book. Wonderful Love Story. And can't wait for the Sequel !
scott July 31, 2012 at 06:52 pm
This book has the worst writing style/quality. It's absolutely atrocious. It was written as a Twilight fan-fiction online and people liked it so much it was published. There are numerous grammatical errors and incorrect word usage. Not to mention every single line if dialogue is "murmured". Take away the shock value of a dom/sub relationship and you have a 3rd graders work.
Cheri Eplin July 31, 2012 at 07:02 pm
Be aware of "mercurial" and people "turning on their heel," too! True, writing is not great but plot and characters keep it moving. I just finished book three. I understand why it's so popular! Can't wait to hear your "final review!"
Kim July 31, 2012 at 07:39 pm
Nor would I want to purchase a "used" book from Amazon!
Janet Palma July 31, 2012 at 07:51 pm
Why editors can't find another way to say "murmured", I don't know. I do know that I didn't get through 3 books in two weeks because they were great works of literature. Oh yeah, I wouldn't mind knowing what men have actually "learned" from reading these books and why women absolutely love them!
Tamerlane July 31, 2012 at 08:53 pm
THIS is what everybody is so worked up about?
We're doomed.
Natalie Chi July 31, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Babies have been conceived in large numbers after reading this book.
David July 31, 2012 at 11:21 pm
So let me get this straight. Chicks dig rich dudes who tell them what to do?
Fascinating. So different from... um... well, never mind, it's always been like that.
Leah Hall July 31, 2012 at 11:25 pm
....also known as '50 Shades of Mom Porn'
--over heard amongst local 7th and 8th graders/Bay Area campers today whilst picking up my kid. Oh, the world we live in. :(
Leah Hall August 1, 2012 at 02:40 am
Indeed. We all know who wears the skinny jeans in David's family. ;-)
Stephanie Morabe August 1, 2012 at 04:45 pm
That's so great that you read this Dave. Impressed. I started it a couple months ago (uneasy at first because I've never read a book like this) and found it completely hard to get away from. It totally got my attention and I am not afraid to refer it to people I know. Fast read. I'm almost done with the third book. Now moving on to all the movie casting frenzy...
Andrea H August 2, 2012 at 03:28 pm
I am waiting rather impatiently for your second installment.
David Mills (Editor) August 2, 2012 at 03:31 pm
Andrea... I plan to post another blog when I'm halfway through the book... almost there
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